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Installing Your Dashcam While Keeping Your Warranty Intact

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If you value your vehicle warranty and want to avoid getting into arguments with car manufacturers when hardwire solutions tap on your fusebox, you may opt to have your battery pack powered by your car's cigarette adapter. In my case, the car powers the Cellink Neo and that powers my dash cam allowing me to enjoy all the capabilities of my BlackVue dash cam. Check out my simple YouTube video below: CORRECTION: The hardwire cable shown at 1:30 and 2:18 is the hardwire cable for the Cellink Neo. I did not opt to get myself the BlackVue Hard-Wire Cable as I was clear on my intention thus not getting myself a Power Magic Pro was a part of the plan.

Passing of My Father and What It Taught Me

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"But dad, why do you need to travel hundreds of miles when the person who passed away has already been buried?", that's how one of my arguments with my dad was when he insisted on visiting a family of an acquaintance that passed away. "When someone leaves the world, he breaks all binds with the world that he has, but before the moment of burial, our presence is the way to show honour and respect to the person who has departed, and if that is not possible, visiting the family is to offer condolences during the difficult time and our mere presence in times of bereavement would mean a world to them", my dad explained while I, as always just scoffed away in disbelieve. Mayor Giulianni during 9/11 Tragedy It was years ago when I read about Rudy Giulianni, the ex-Mayor of New York who was in office during the 9/11 tragedy. Thousands lives, including hundreds of NYPD and FDNY were lost, and Mayor Giulianni ensured that he visited each family of the servicemen t...

Give The Douche A Chance... NOT!!!

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I had the chance to catch up with a girlfriend of mine last week for coffee. As we were catching up on things, she spoke of her recent encounter with a guy whom she had a crush for a long time. She knew this guy for sometime thru a mutual acquaintance and felt for him, for reasons that are not obvious to any of us. But heck, who am I to judge another person’s feelings right? She has been constantly making it obvious that she likes him, it was just short of putting up a banner on her forehead to tell this douche, but it was obvious to us that he was taking her for a ride! You see, it is usually hard for guys to judge if a girl likes him, women are born with the ability to conceal their feelings and not let it be shown as the nature states that if the guy knows, he will take it for granted. But for a girl to know if a man likes her, it is so darn easy, more so with him wagging his tail asking for attention every other time! Calls would come in, offers for a date, showers of gifts a...

Pregnant? Why not!

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I am writing with utter resentment on the journey that we have had so far... Me and wifey got married on October 2010... The blissful marriage granted upon us by The Almighty is the best gift He could ever bestow upon me, so much so that I regret for not getting married earlier on... As for challenges in life, we had a fair share of disappointments especially in our pursuit of having a child, I am sharing this today as we have both became an advocate for couples who aspire to be parents but are being told by God above, "you have to wait"... Yes it is painful, the disappointments and wiping it off to stand courageous for your partner and comforting her, when in solitude, you feel the misery itself... It does not help when we attend family functions and every single soul on earth would be questioning my wife on why is she not pregnant yet? So much so, that she began thinking of functions as an excruciating affair of answering while smiling and yet, feeling the pain deep dow...

Coward Gladiators of The Modern World

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A  gladiator  ("swordsman", from the word gladius which means "sword") was an armed combatant who entertained audiences in the Roman Empire in violent confrontations with other gladiators, wild animals, and condemned criminals. Some gladiators were volunteers who risked their legal and social standing and their lives by appearing in the arena. Most were despised as slaves, schooled under harsh conditions, socially marginalized, and segregated even in death. Irrespective of their origin, gladiators offered audiences an example of Rome's martial ethics and, in fighting or dying well, they could inspire admiration and popular acclaim. They were celebrated in high and low art, and their value as entertainers was commemorated in precious and commonplace objects throughout the Roman world. Bravery, courage, honor and strength were among the words that describe this warriors. They were the respected men of the arena, feared for their abilities, respected for the...

How NOT to Network and Lose Ad Dollars

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You see, sometimes when you are working with an organization that represents an elite brand, you tend to have your head up your own ass, which results in you acting like a 'jaguh kampung menang bola'... where you expect everyone else to be sucking up to you.  It's fine, but sometimes, you just gotta be a tad smart and realize that the person you just expect to kiss ur ass is the guy who has plenty of folks kissing up his ass and don't fancy it after sometime and in fact, despises those who use that approach.  Recently, a friend of mine was looking for a partner and naturally I suggested a brand that I am familiar with, having lost touch with some of the folks I knew, I requested a referral to someone who is currently handling it. Was given the clown's fb user name and having realized the magic of social network, I initiated contact and this is how it went:  Nexus Khan: Hi [Insert Dumbass Name] , got referred to you by [Friend's Name and Relation]  at [Old ...

Sacrifices of a Woman…

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Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well: Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do; One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are; One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy with studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements… One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life; One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family name; One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen… One, who is expected to make the te...

Are My Testicles Black???

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and is still heavily sedated from a 4 hour operation…   A young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet.   "Nurse," he mumbles from behind his mask, "are my testicles black?"   Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,"I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."   He struggles again to ask,"Nurse, are my testicles black?"   Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other hand, takes a close look, and says," There's nothing wrong with them!"   The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly…   "That was very nice but listen very, very closely… Are-my-test-results-back?"

Listen… Pen Pen of Starbucks…

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Starbucks Malaysia is currently holding a twitter contest featuring the Penguin Tumblr which is truly one of the rarest items ever!!! Like my mug that has been bought 9 yrs ago for Christmas, I would want this tumblr to be part of it…   But as all great lovers know, that love and courtship that lasts for years doesn’t just happen like that, a gentleman has to be suave, charming, evoking the emotions that are unexplainable, and how best can one show that than poetry???   So Pen Pen (am visualising you as female Penguin ya, just cos I know how creative can some folks be in deciphering poetry hahaha)… this is for you, let’s walk the path of life together… from the North Pole to The Prince of Wales Island, where we’ll look at sunrise by the beach…     Listen to me my sweetheart Listen to me my darling From the silence of the night Beats of my heart calls for you   The shadows of moments Has been lifted beyond my soul Words of yours Si...

Bimbos… Appal Me!!!

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So we unfold another day of mysterioum… the ever so unlucky day of mine where I had to deal with another bimbo… Seriously, why are they so many of you existing on earth??? Pleaseee enlighten me!!!   It takes every ounce of my energy to puke at their attempts and makes me wanna vomit blood, at times I feel sorry, but I give priority to myself so the feeling practically diminishes pretty fast…   So there I was out for dinner with a glorified bimbo, not that I had a choice but that’s for another reason altogether… Let’s just say it was unavoidable…   The first few minutes rolls up just fine, but a bimbo, being naturally her, truly believes that every man on earth could be brought to agreement by flashing her boobies or swaying her ass like a pendulum on a grandpa’s clock… it’s eminent no matter how hard they try, this inner slutty fiesta would reveal itself in matters of minutes, and that’s what happened!!!   So as if written in the bimbo manual, she us...

Porsche- The New Frontier

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So here I’m after day 5 at Porsche… Finally I was able to officially announce after receiving the docket containing my Letter of Offer…   Pretty interesting so far, loving the revs of these masculine machines in the morning and getting to know terminologies in regards to vehicles. What interests me the most is the sheer things that we as car users don’t realise, yet are so well thought off even during conception of a design!!!   Overloaded with information and I actually finished reading important things on the Panamera!!! Yes, the immaculate 4-Door Luxury Machine that is out to capture the market for those discerning few… (pictured above)… Panamera is the first of it’s kind for Porsche, packed with technological showcase, comfortable yet rugged and sporty, at the touch of button!   The most exciting bit comes on Saturday, I will be down in KL and unlike the norm of attending training, I will actually be presenting Panamera to the large audience during a laun...

7th Oct 09- The BEST DAY Of This Year!!!

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I have wanted to write this much earlier, but knowing the jinx of my premature excitement… I held it back till the clock ticked and brought upon today (8th Oct 09)…   Yesterday was THE BEST day of the year for 2009… so many things that happened, which I can’t disclose as there are matter pending but from the way things are flowing, I truly do believe that the universe will come in unison when you have faith and believe in it strongly!   I am thankful to The Almighty above for answering my prayers and listening to me during the toughest ordeal but to bless me with so much, I must’ve done something right somewhere!!!   You can’t possibly imagine the joy I have in me right now, but trust me, if you see me actually walking, I am gliding and soaring in sky… Thank you God, and thank you to my friends who prayed for me and assisted me in many ways… Thank you…   Technorati Tags: 7 oct 09 , best , day , year , 2009 , God , friends , prayer , gliding , soaring...

President Obama’s 1st Address to UN General Assembly

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Spent the evening today watching President Obama’s 1st address to UN General Assembly, I was awe inspired and extremely impressed with his address… He’s truly an amiable man, below you’d find the full video and also for those who prefers reading, the transcript of the address…   Video Courtesy: White House YouTube Channel Transcript: White House Briefing Room     REMARKS BY THE PRESIDENT TO THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY United Nations Headquarters New York, New York 10:10 A.M. EDT   THE PRESIDENT:  Good morning.  Mr. President, Mr. Secretary General, fellow delegates, ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to address you for the first time as the 44th President of the United States.  (Applause.)  I come before you humbled by the responsibility that the American people have placed upon me, mindful of the enormous challenges of our moment in history, and determined to act boldly and collectively on behalf of justi...

Everyone Must See This!!!

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The title says every Indian must see it... but it's actually for every son of a nation who's progress is held back with millions excuses but not one right course of action!!!   Technorati Tags: india , nation , sovereign , progress , growth , economy , action , leaders , politics

Hang Tuah Failed SPM

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According to legend, Hang Tuah apparently failed SPM and in this re-enactment of an epic legend, we shall see him receiving the news of his failure…  

She Wolf- Shakira

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Finally Sony released the full clip on YouTube and being an avid fan of Shakira, I was definitely mesmerized by her vid… can’t help but realise there are some parody and spoofs posted and posted by some hideous looking creatures…   Let’s just say this, Shakira is not only a gorgeous woman that could make a man wanna change his religion but she actually worked hard to be where she is and does not think that she is one level below God… Oh ya dimbwits, she is also a genius with an IQ equivalent of Einstein…   So if you aren’t as brilliant as her or have the actual ability to sway your hips and body like her, or even able to have 5% of her captivating beauty of hers… I would seriously suggest you to keep that rear end of yours air-tight cause while you think spoofs are making you famous with people laughing at your creativity, they are just laughing at your pathetic self…   Oh ya, to give an idea of what you have to be capable in order to actually do a parody on h...

Who is your soulmate???

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It’s been a super hectic week at office and so many things that required priority attention so I would like to apologise for the absence of entries…   Today, I ask you all a question, who is your soulmate? Or what do you see when you envision a soulmate? So many people were asked this question and yet not many were able to explain it, and I realised that I too am unable to shed some light on this…   (this portion of content has been deliberately deleted to avoid encounters with fcuk faces)   And it was then that it hit me… the mere truth… there is no such thing as soulmates… it is what you make of the other person that determines the merger of two souls… it’s your actions and feelings towards the other that makes the connection and love happen…   Take this as an example, you have Nexus & Starlet… Let’s put it in a simple scenario:   1- Nexus loves with reservation, Starlet loves fully: The thing is, Starlet loves Nexus wholeheartedly a...